February 2012
1 post
January 2012
2 posts
October 2011
2 posts
August 2011
1 post
July 2011
3 posts
So there’s this blind guy on Expedition Impossible who has climbed the Seven Summits.
At least that’s what his friends are telling him.
May 2011
6 posts
Cell phone use is carcinogenic? So those girls who never call me back really DO care.
I’ll only watch The Office next season if Murray Hewitt gets the District Manager job.
Ashton Kutcher on Two and a Half Men? Great. Now I have to find a way to boycott a show I’ve never watched.
Movie Idea #15
Osama Bin Laden and Anne Frank compete in a high stakes hide and seek tournament in Hell with the winner receiving Satan’s power for 24 hours. The current working title is “Allah Challah Oxen Free”.
Pope John Paul II was Beatle-fied today at the Vatican, and from now on he will be referred to as “Pope John Lennon Paul Mccartney II”
April 2011
3 posts
If Jesus had waited until the fourth day to rise, He could have saved up to 50% on all of His Easter candy.
March 2011
3 posts
tsunamis, earthquakes, Super 8’s and Super’s trailers are released the same weekend…Oh my
February 2011
3 posts
“If Ken Jennings was as smart as everyone says he is, he would have spilt a soda...”
– Mom
January 2011
1 post
November 2010
0 posts
“Sometimes I think the only jobs politicians create are those of the people who...”
– Mom
October 2010
2 posts
“Posey is the girliest last name I’ve ever heard but Buster is the most...”
– Mom
September 2010
2 posts
July 2010
3 posts
“Foursquare.com should be called For Squares.com”
– Mom
June 2010
3 posts
The most annoying part of the World Cup is how the writers at ESPN.com are even more boring than the sport. Three times in three days the front page headline was “Drawn Together” cuz the game was tied. Three different games. Give me something else ESPN. If not another sport, at least another headline. Tomorrow, when all the games inevitably end in a draw you can title it,...
April 2010
2 posts
March 2010
1 post
February 2010
1 post
December 2009
2 posts
A 6 month long study shows...
… that people who walk only 10 blocks a month are fitter than those who don’t, thus proving that it took a group of scientists 6 months to realize 10 is greater than zero.
October 2009
4 posts
September 2009
5 posts
I like how...
… when you type reblog in tumblr it gets underlined in red. Then you right click it and it says “Did you mean reflag in tumble? You must have. Cuz that other s**t sounds made up… This aint yo daddy’s spellcheck.”
You ever notice...
how similar the words reblogged and robbed sound when you say them real fast?
Ever feel like...
… you’ve put more thought into what you’re going to do when you retire than you’ve put into your actual career?
I’m not insinuating that she just loves people for their money, but she isn’t associating with any individuals of African descent from the lower or middle classes.